tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26128705.post3901033795933459356..comments2023-11-02T05:20:14.801-07:00Comments on BunkleLife: Bunkle need a new hat...BunkleLifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14459547686286666897noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26128705.post-15678603482794360302007-10-21T20:50:00.000-07:002007-10-21T20:50:00.000-07:00You should know by now that asking for ideas, comm...You should know by now that asking for ideas, comments or advice only attracts the riffraff.<BR/><BR/>Here's what you need: Two words: Stripper poles. Lots of 'em. Now I'm not averse to creativity so let's incorporate a few stripper sized dancing cages as well. Nothing infuriates a girl in ass-shorts, high on e shaking her junk while being poked with the branch of a mountain ash like not being able to get away. This is from the old Michael Vick school of backyard design. Also, in the stead of this flimsy looking awning, lies the foundation of yes, that's right, water slide. I know you've been dying to get rid of that mossy lawn and gravel parking quarry. Sanjay's got the excavator, Raj will do the trucking and with the weather as it is these days, you won't even have to fill it. Drop in a urinal puck for sanitation and you've got yourself a pool. Beverly hills, baby. Puff Daddy ain't got sh*t on you! Every morning you can come out on the back porch in your pompous white fox-fur bathrobe, look over at your po'ass neighbours, floss your gold teeth out and exclaim, "kiss the rings, b*tch." <BR/><BR/>That's what I'm talkin' about. Cribz. North Shore style.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26128705.post-6515334036421373502007-07-29T09:25:00.000-07:002007-07-29T09:25:00.000-07:00hmmmtough onei think i would be inclined to keep i...hmmm<BR/>tough one<BR/><BR/>i think i would be inclined to keep it there - if it doesn't interfere at all with the roofing. does it provide needed shade? ok - am i forgetting where you live ;)<BR/><BR/>xtTracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15066743699985166783noreply@blogger.com